We're like a lot better than the average bears
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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