Please, let me fuck your mom
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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