dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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