i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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