I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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