Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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