Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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