no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Randomize
