dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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