can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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