You surviving the open bar?
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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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