i jhust puked up my retainher.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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