in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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