I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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