People with herpes should wear stickers.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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