To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dear god my vagina.
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