Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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