Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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