Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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