is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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