just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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