the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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