i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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