Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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