I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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