Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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