Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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