i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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