somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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