I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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