I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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