Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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