How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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