If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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