drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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