And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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