Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Houston, we have a squirter
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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