Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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