Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
