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i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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