Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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