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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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