maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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