are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
