ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
