well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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