IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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