so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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