Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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