:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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