My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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