Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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