p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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