Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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